-£4 a week is a life crippling amount of cash that you cannot possibly afford
-you normally get to places by arranging it and then telling people you have only your legs to get you there and you live 29 miles away and dont fancy the walk
-you believe that being a non-commited type scruffy hippy is the way to cut it in the music biz
-you are your girlfriends lapdog and if she tells you to drop rehearsal this week you will do it because your balls have wilted